The Adventures of Michaelberry Kim

Remember in my last post I mentioned a muppet named Animal?  This is aforementioned muppet Animal. 

Remember how I said in my last post John Bonham was arguably the best drummer ever?  This is the argument.  Keith Moon.

Also the inspiration for the muppet animal.

I haven’t tumbld in awhile so here’s a crazy ass drum solo by John Bonham of Led Zeppelin.  Arguably the greatest drummer ever.

Mad Men.

Mad Men.

The forum I found this on has a long discussion about whether or not it is ok to hit a girl.  I also had a conversation about this with Eric the other weekend.  There are a ton of different situations that could play out and you have to judge on a case by case basis really… that being said I think the only time it’s acceptable to hit a girl is if it is in self defense.

I’ve said somethings in the past that have gotten me slapped, punched, and kicked in the balls.  I did not RETALIATE in any of those situations, even if I was staring Satan’s bride right in the fucking face.

In my opinion, retaliation against a female out of anger is wrong.  At that point you no longer have a survival need to defend yourself, you’re just pissed off.  People say women want equal treatment so they should be willing to get hit.  I say fuck that theoretical bullshit.

Gender roles are real, people.  There are deep seeded differences between men and women that will always exist, and that fact should be respected.  If you are a man you can take hit like a fucking man and move on. Does this mean I think girls get a free pass to do whatever the fuck they want? 

FUCK NO

Girls have as little right to hit guys as vice versa.  It’s not cute and it’s also not OK. 

Barring the example of crazy bitches with mace and butterfly knives and shit like that trying to kill a guy, the man needs to be the man and control the situation without resorting to violence. 

Wellp this is probably the longest rant I’ve done on tumblr so it’s about time for me to wrap this up.  Moral of the story is: girls and guys need to just play nice and do the things they were meant to do with each other… Like tag team wrestling and foosball.

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Wow. Definitely worth putting in the time to catch this. When he starts speaking again, its just gold.

Christina Hendricks’ body is awe inspiring but this guy turns into a total cock hahah.

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My brother Aniz and I have been laughing riotously over this clip. Do yourself a favor and watch from 2:15 to at least 2:30 or so. 

Sorry Edward.  Times up buddy.

Sorry Edward.  Times up buddy.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Salt premiere.  Brad’s Tom Ford 3 piece looks badass but………..Why does Angelina’s hand look like the Tales from the Crypt guy??

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Salt premiere.  Brad’s Tom Ford 3 piece looks badass but………..

Why does Angelina’s hand look like the Tales from the Crypt guy??

This combines 2 awesome things in 1 clip.  Rocky and Tony Robbin’s motivational speaking.